Q:Ty & Zane, does Deuce ever let you babysit Amelia? What's the worst trouble she's gotten into while under your care?
Ty: Well, they live in Philly and we live in Baltimore, so ‘babysitting’ isn’t exactly something we can do on short notice. When they come visit us, though, we’ll keep Meles and let Deuce and Livi go out and have a date night. One day they wanted to go shopping, so I had her at the house by myself and we were crawling around on the floor and playing. Apparently, there was a dead bee stuck in the rug. I don’t know where it came from, but her little leg squished it and it stung her.
I grabbed her up when I realized why she was screaming, and I ran up the steps to the bathroom to get some ointment to try to take some of the sting out of it. I yanked the medicine cabinet so hard that it fell off the wall. (Turns out the plaster behind it was weak, and apparently it wasn’t exactly stable to begin with, but whatever.) The medicine cabinet and everything in it came crashing down on us, and I shielded her with my shoulder. She was still screaming, and it made this awful racket when everything tumbled to the floor.
I set her in the bathtub and started rummaging through the stuff to find the ointment, and about that time Zane came running in because he’d gotten home from work just in time to hear the thing fall. The baby was in the tub screaming, I was on the floor with a bleeding forehead, tossing toiletries around and mumbling about dead bees…
Long story short, I’m not allowed to watch Amelia without backup anymore until she’s old enough to fend for herself.
Zane: I wish he was exaggerating.
The Floof is strong with this one.
'The Loft' was supposed to be released today. Let's all take a moment to be totally pissed off about that. Again.
I just bought my ticket and I’m hyperventilating. lol